Norm MacDonald Quotes

I miss seeing real comics, Shecky Greene and Buddy Hackett, those types. I like straight stand-up, talking about the Olympics and why I feel obligated to watch them. 'Why am I watching archery at 4 in the afternoon?'

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

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When I was pregnant with my daughter Vivianne, I gained 55 lbs. I was so swollen. I craved anything that would make any woman gain a ton of weight, and I was sick for five months straight.

Jessie James Decker

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The Process is never going to end.

Joel Embiid

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Dubai has got very little oil; it is Abu Dhabi that has got the oil. Dubai has very small resources, and it is running out, so the government's plan has been to relieve Dubai of any dependency on oil at all by 2010.

Maurice Flanagan

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I learned more from my dad by osmosis than by any talk we ever had. He was the most reliable person I've ever met.

Matt Lauer

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Remember: Always walk in the light. And if you feel like you're not walking in it, go find it. Love the light.

Roberta Flack

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For whatever reason, some sorts of women's silence were broken by MeToo. This is the optimistic bit. And that will lead to a much more careful attention to women's voices.

Mary Beard

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When somebody tells you a story, as long as that story lasts, you're caught in this sort of timeless moment.

Michael Paterniti

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Show business is, essentially, a fear-based industry.

Michael Keaton

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I think it is important to remember that there are so many different ways to be sisters.

Deborah Tannen

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Graduation speeches force you to reflect. They are about consciousness. Nothing is better than consciousness.

Bruce Eric Kaplan

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Confucianism is all about tempering your instincts with intellectual discipline, with book learning.

Brian Reynolds Myers

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I think it is vital to fight to do something you want to do despite not gaining your community's or your friends' approval.

Archie Panjabi

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