Norm Crosby Quotes

That, to me, is what comedy is all about: keeping fresh and keeping current and changing with the times.

Norm Crosby

Recitation: by Male by Female

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MeComedyFreshChangingCurrent

I can't change overnight into a serious literary author. You can't compare apples to oranges. William Faulkner was a great literary genius. I am not.

John Grisham

ChangeGreatI AmGeniusYouApples

I love my son, but I was never there for him, so I understand why he hates me.

Angela Bowie

LoveSonMeWhyUnderstandNever

I want to be the one to make a change, like when my father started his music. It's about the message. Coffee is a vehicle to create change.

Rohan Marley

ChangeFatherMusicCoffeeCreate

Listen, in England people are already writing their memoirs at the age of 23.

Rupert Everett

AgePeopleWritingListenMemoirs

The ability for us to laugh at ourselves is Britain's saving grace.

Martin Parr

GraceLaughAbilityUsOurselves

The United States doesn't do what it does in the world for altruistic reasons. Nobody set out to be the world's government.

Michael Mandelbaum

GovernmentWorldNobodyOutUnited

I wouldn't want to bring a kid into this crazy world right now.

Miranda Lambert

CrazyWorldNowWantRightKid

Our brain, our body, craves fat. We cannot help it. That's why a kid will eat a hot dog quicker than a piece of broccoli.

Jose Andres

DogBrainFatHelpBodyWhy

It always cracks me up when program directors or music directors or companies will say, 'Well, we did research, and we interviewed 25 people in our focus group, and this is what they said.' And I'm like, 'I've talked to 25 people in two hours! I talk to 50, 60, 70 people a night! Five or six days a week!'

Delilah

MusicFocusPeopleMeResearchWeek

I don't mean to be a diva, but some days you wake up and you're Barbara Streisand.

Courtney Love

Wake UpYouMeanDivaUpDays

I've thought about it, not a lot, but I thought my relationship with Congress - the Democrats and Republicans - would help me get some things done. Not everything, but at least they'd be willing to try.

Bob Dole

RelationshipMeThoughtHelpDone

I don't like defining myself. I just am.

Britney Spears

MyselfJustLikeDefiningAm

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