People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.
Richard Russo
Recitation: by Male by Female
I was half asleep lying there writing this lyric in my head at about 3:30 in the morning. I woke Steve up with this idea and then we went into the living room where there was a little upright piano and finished the song. I wonder where that piano is now?
Jim Capaldi
MorningWritingSongWonderLiving
I don't talk about anything negative.
Jerry Lewis
NegativeTalkAnythingAbout
The funny thing about making this record and being away from the girls and on my own in LA is that it allowed me to reflect on how much we've accomplished.
Melanie Chisholm
FunnyMeMy OwnReflectOwnBeing
I just wasn't meant to do Shakespeare. I'm not vocally equipped; I've got this flat, nasal, East Anglian voice. I got to understand the fantastic words Shakespeare wrote but never got to fly with them.
Steven Mackintosh
WordsFlyVoiceUnderstandNever
I was very bad at mathematics in school, and I always had the feeling as a kid that when I worked on problems, that I would be wrong.
Simon McBurney
MathematicsSchoolProblemsBadKid
Our subconscious minds have no sense of humor, play no jokes and cannot tell the difference between reality and an imagined thought or image. What we continually think about eventually will manifest in our lives.
Robert Collier
HumorThinkThoughtRealityManifest
Anyway, the title The War of the Insect Gods came before we had that ending, before we knew they had become gods. That we knew the evolutionary cycle they went through. Before we even knew anything about that. We had an ending.
Michael O'Donoghue
WarEndingBecomeThroughAnything
We never really know what people are capable of until the only person they can rely on is themselves.
Johnny Iuzzini
PeoplePersonKnowNeverCapable
I think, when I was a young lawyer starting out, I was so determined to prove that I was as good as the men and that I could be given the same opportunities as the men, and it wouldn't make any difference at all that I was a woman. But actually, looking back on it now, I did do things that I wouldn't recommend to other women at all.
Cherie Blair
GoodWomenMenWomanLooking Back
I don't like to go out in general.
Courteney Cox
GoOutLikeGeneral
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Bob Hope
BirthdayCakeYouGetting OldKnow
It's so cliche to say florals for spring. I really like a vintage-like dress that's floral. You can belt it; I like belts. I like wearing pretty dresses that are really comfortable, that you can spend the day in but also feel girly.
Brittany Snow
DayDressSpringFeelYouSay
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