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Tim Vine Quotes

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: March 4, 1967

Topics

Story You Narrative Count Well

God knows I tried to make it earlier in life, but with all due respect to myself, nothing I ever did was any good.

Life Good God Respect Myself Tried

It is the greatest scam in history. I am amazed, appalled and highly offended by it. Global Warming; It is a scam. Some dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long term scientific data to create an illusion of rapid global warming.

History I Am Environmental Political

I put a hell of a lot of myself into 'Love Never Dies,' and I felt quite drained afterwards.

Andrew Lloyd Webber

Love Myself Hell Never Drained Felt

I pray every night. I just talk to God and I can go to sleep. I don't worry anymore.

God Sleep Night Worry I Can Go

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.

Laugh Try Audience Majority Make

Philadelphia is a great market for local TV news. Both KYW and Channel 10 have had good runs. But Channel 6 doesn't give you a reason to turn the channel. I have such profound respect for Jim Gardner. He is Philadelphia television news.

Good Respect Great You Television

We might come closer to balancing the Budget if all of us lived closer to the Commandments and the Golden Rule.

Budget Golden Golden Rule Lived Rule

I started this foundation when I was diagnosed. It was established for one reason, and that was to try to find a cure for MS. Every penny, 100% of the public donations that come into this are given back out in the form of grants to colleges and researchers around the world.

Montel Williams

World Foundation Penny Back Find

Although Salinger had long since cut me out of his life completely and made it plain that he had nothing but contempt for me, the thought of becoming the object of his wrath was more than I felt ready to take on.

Life Me Thought Long Ready Nothing

Deep Throat was a very unfortunate name given to the source by the managing editor of The Washington Post.

Deep Name Washington Source Post

Deny human rights, and however little you may wish to do so, you will find yourself abjectly kneeling at the feet of that old-world god, Force.

Auberon Herbert

God Yourself Feet Wish You Find

Take opera for example - to go to the opera you have to dress up in a tuxedo and pay lots of money.

Money Dress You Go Opera Pay

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