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Jeff Dunham Quotes

I try to make the majority of my audience laugh.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: entertainer
Nationality: american
Birth: April 18, 1962

Topics

Laugh Try Audience Majority Make

I get scared of really simple things and not scared of big things.

Andrea Riseborough

Simple Simple Things Scared Big Get

I must repeat what I asserted formerly, that unless some happy expedient can be fallen upon to induce the seamen to enter into the service for a longer term than twelve months, it will never be possible to bring them under proper subordination; and subordination is as necessary, nay, far more so in the fleet than in the army.

John Paul Jones

Service Happy Army Possible Never

It's commonly said that people who've been ill in childhood and who've had an upset education never really regret that they do. It means that you don't look at the world in the way that other people do, and if you were inclined to be a writer, that's a help.

Education Childhood People World You

The music industry has been hijacked by corporate interests, but the way music affects people and resonates with them hasn't changed.

Music People Way Industry Affects

Some people see acting as a kind of stroll on the beach, and some people see it as a kind of skydive. And I've had lots of strolls on the beach in my life, so I'd like to do a skydive.

Life Beach People My Life Acting

After I read all the medical journals and watched all the documentaries, I still didn't understand the physical sensation of ticking and where it comes from and what it feels like.

Medical Understand Where Still Like

We must never forget that higher knowledge has to do with revering truth and insight and not with revering people.

Truth Knowledge People Never Forget

When I look at the list of my favorite works, writers who are women do tend to outnumber writers who are men for whatever reason.

Women Men Look Reason Whatever Who

The media has been trying to protect Obama. The media has been trying to shield Obama. Several in the Republican establishment in the so-called conservative media have even been trying to shield Obama.

Media Trying Conservative Protect

I was trained on stage at NYU in New York City; I did a lot of theatre then.

Michaela Conlin

New York City Theatre New Stage NYU

Conte is a manager who works very hard and likes people to work hard for him as well.

Michy Batshuayi

Work People Work Hard Manager Hard

As the state's chief elections officer, it is my job to make sure that only eligible voters vote, but also that every eligible voter has the opportunity to vote.

Opportunity Job Vote Elections Sure

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