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Tim Vine Quotes

With silly stuff, it's seventy-five percent confidence. I always tell people that it's because I'm nervous about getting that next laugh and I need to hear it. I always want to condense a joke.

Tim Vine

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: british
Birth: March 4, 1967

Topics

Confidence People Laugh Silly Want

What I'm saying is that there are bargains right now, there are stocks right now that if you're shrewd enough, you will be able to buy them at the opening today and I you'll make money in a year from now.

Jim Cramer

Today Money Saying Enough Year You

The worst thing in this business is to be thought of as a no-talent.

Jerry Stiller

Business Thought Worst Worst Thing

'Will Grayson, Will Grayson' is about two guys named Will Grayson who live in different Chicago suburbs who eventually meet each other.

John Green

Live Chicago Meet Will Two Suburbs

I read in the press, and therefore it must be true, that no secretary of defense had ever been quoted as arguing for a bigger budget for State.

Robert M. Gates

Budget Be True True Arguing Bigger

There's not much out there that people are fighting for that leaves them with nothing but honor.

Jeffrey Donovan

People Fighting Honor Nothing Out

As a youth, I always did a good deal of reading in the summer months, having suffered since birth from an allergy to athletic activity.

Amor Towles

Good Youth Reading Summer Birth Did

The government can only be brought down because it alienates several parties in the House.

Stephen Harper

Government House Down Because Only

I spend far too much on taxis. Now, if anyone suggests we get the Tube I say, 'The Tube! I'd forgotten about that.'

Robert Webb

Too Much Now Say Forgotten Get Far

My parents' marriage was already shaky when I came along. They split up when I was five, and I didn't see Dad all that often after that - four or five times a year.

Robert Webb

Marriage Parents Year See Up Four

The white nationalist position, David Duke has always espoused that. The belief that immigrants are a threat to America and that we need border control, David Duke espoused that, and he talked about it during the time I was dealing with him.

Ron Stallworth

Time Control Border America White

My brother's in comics. I work in media.

Mary H.K. Choi

Work Brother Media Comics

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

Mitch Hedberg

People Think Wave Hands You Know