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Todd Barry Quotes

I've never been a TV junkie. I remember watching Letterman way back when he had a morning show.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 26, 1964

Topics

Morning Remember Back Way Never He

Many of you might already recognize me as the guy in the question-mark suits appearing in the late night TV commercials and on the cover of educational books and CDs.

Me Night Suits You Late Guy

Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.

Life Happiness You More Happens How

Well, the most important thing in investing is to know what you're investing in, and if you're confident in the outcome, it's important to stay true to your position.

Confident You Know Important True

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.

Bridge You Talk Him Radio Walks

It was never fun being in the Ramones, which is the saddest thing of all, cause it shoulda been fun. It was probably fun when we played Performance Studio, and maybe some of the early gigs at CBGB's. But the Ramones were the type of group that had a bizarre mindset. Being in the band was so cut off from reality.

Fun Performance Reality Mindset Band

I still feel it's kind of weird to say, 'I'm a comic book writer.'

Book Weird Feel Say Kind Comic Book

Americans rightly asked, if this is the way our government responds to a natural disaster it knew about days in advance, how would it respond to a surprise terrorist attack? How would it respond to an earthquake?

Government Surprise Way Days Respond

Instead of improvisers who want to be funny by themselves, we aim to try and make the scene itself as funny as possible. As a creator, I think that's someone you'd rather work with, whether it's a movie or a sitcom; that kind of methodology is good for collaboration. People want to be with those kinds of performers.

Work Funny Good People Collaboration

I never thought about what I would write. I just come from such a big family of storytellers.

Family Thought Never Write Big Just

Racists seem obsessed by the idea that illegal workers - the hardest-working, poorest people in America - are somehow getting away with something, sneaking goodies that should be for Americans. You can always avoid this problem by having no social services. This is the refreshing Texas model, and it works a treat.

People Treat Texas America Problem

I love doing comedy. But sometimes, that exists at sort of the mid-level to the high-comedy level of craziness, and I don't necessarily get to plumb the depths of kind of serious acting as often.

Love Comedy Doing Acting Sometimes

My opponent Senator Menendez and his colleagues are pursuing what I consider a Jon Corzine economic policy. Higher taxes, more spending, more debt.

Joseph M. Kyrillos

Colleagues Debt More Opponent Taxes

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