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Todd Barry Quotes

Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.

Todd Barry

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 26, 1964

Topics

Good Face Better You Bad Run

I figured if I played in the no-man's land of intimacy, I would learn to be a performer.

Jeff Buckley

Learn Land Intimacy Would Played

I met Harry Thomason when I signed on with 20th Century Fox in 1985.

John Ritter

Fox Century 20th Century Met Harry

My days of being the tardy employee at the record store gave me a cultural and musical understanding that was more unique than if I'd just listened to garbage-y pop on the radio my entire life.

Sophia Amoruso

Life Me Understanding Unique Radio

I'm scared to give gratitude to the people that, if I hadn't heard their stuff, I wouldn't be able to make music.

Mike Posner

Music Gratitude People Scared Give

If you say you plan to retire in two or three years, you've already retired.

Marv Levy

Plan You Three Say Two Retire

The sincere teachers of their youth should be met, not with an intention to dictate to them, but to give additional force to their well-meant endeavours, and raise them to public esteem.

Joseph Lancaster

Youth Intention Teachers Force Give

Like all good citizens, the elderly and people with disabilities want to eradicate waste and fraud from government, but helping people with special needs meet their basic needs doesn't fit this description.

Joni Eareckson Tada

Good Government People Want Meet

If the economy is still going forward, even at 40 miles an hour, 50 miles an hour, I think most people will stick with President Obama. I think people look at politics like they hire a plumber. I hire you to fix the bad pipe. If you fix it, I'll rehire you. If you don't fix it, I'm not going to rehire you.

Dick Gephardt

Politics People Forward Think Look

We were the guys on the other side. It was hilarious.

David Steinberg

Side Hilarious Other Guys Were

I actually think there's a potential, a crazy potential, that network TV could become something valuable and worthwhile, just because of fear on the part of the networks.

Bob Odenkirk

Fear Crazy Think Potential Become

We have to become saints. We have to become like Christ. Anything less is simply not enough.

Anne Rice

Enough Become Anything Saints Like

Girls love emotion.

Prince Royce

Love Emotion