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Tig Notaro Quotes

When I've had to edit my albums, I'll listen to it one time through, and I'll make edits. I want to remember to set up a camera to record myself listening to my set, because I don't even slightly crack a smile, I am just listening for technical details, and I look like somebody that has absolutely no sense of humor. I look insane.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 24, 1971

Topics

Smile Time Myself Humor I Am Look

This thing that Colin Powell's son is expected to do is kind of scary when you think that television and radio and newspapers are what make people think what they think.

Son People Think You Television

Essentially, wines are fermented grape juice, so I'm trying to make the point that the wine world is about scores and marketing and kind of creating a scarce resource where they don't really exist.

World Wine Trying Marketing Creating

If you write a hit song for Britney Spears, it's worth several million dollars. Just one song! And it might have taken you two hours to do it. It's like mining for gold. It takes a lot of skill and a lot of technique.

Gold Song Worth You Skill Write

I'm an insomniac, so my perfect reader is probably another insomniac.

Perfect Reader Another

I was working with a great actress - a superior artist in every way - and she really liked Celine Dion. I tried very hard, but I couldn't understand it. I just can't listen to Celine Dion! So I guess music is a deal breaker.

Music Great Artist Understand Way

I DJ all the time, as much as I possibly can. I'll never stop. That's my security blanket, that's what I'm good at. I still consider myself a better DJ than a singer. I can DJ in my sleep.

Mayer Hawthorne

Good Time Myself Sleep Better DJ

No matter what job I've undertaken, whether it was Glory Kickboxing or Strikeforce or Pride Fighting Championships or Showtime Championship Boxing, you have to play by the rules of the company you work for.

Work Job Pride Fighting You Rules

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

God People Nuts Often Gives

Prosperity has brought complications. Our lives are busier, faster, more stressful. They're nostalgic for a simpler, slower time.

Time Prosperity More Faster Simpler

Most salespeople would like to think of themselves as being rock stars, but they don't display the talent to match their definition.

Jeffrey Gitomer

Stars Talent Think Rock Being Would

Even if I think in English, it's more a language of acting than French.

Think Language Acting More English

I think economics is about passion. Economic progress, whether it is a two-person coffee shop or whether it is Netscape, is about people with brave ideas. Because it is brave to mortgage the house, when you've got two kids, to start a coffee shop.

Passion Coffee Progress People Ideas

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