Tig Notaro Quotes

I can't help but see things in life through a humorous lens, so anything that comes my way is gonna probably be, you know, bent in that direction.

Tig Notaro

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LifeDirectionHelpYouLensKnow

When you know someone you can make a little more fun of them without them getting offended.

Jimmy Kimmel

FunSomeoneYouKnowOffendedMore

A band isn't a band unless they're playing together. Otherwise, it's just five guys that are living off their royalty checks.

Joe Perry

TogetherRoyaltyLivingBandPlaying

You do not need the government to protect open internet; the marketplace was doing it and will continue to do it. All you are doing is adding a burden that does not need to be there.

Joe Barton

GovernmentInternetDoingYouBurden

Many things happened in the sixties, but the period is no more significant, better, or more 'political' than today. It's time to turn the page.

Jerry Saltz

TodayTimeBetterPoliticalPage

I tend to like the last sentence I just wrote, which is: 'It was late in the fall and the trees lining our driveway had turned red like a row of burning matches.'

Jess Walter

RedTreesFallLateLastJust

I don't think enough women are being honest about motherhood.

Jenny Mollen

WomenMotherhoodThinkEnoughHonest

Michelle Obama. She is big on encouraging kids to eat healthy - which is great.

Jennette McCurdy

GreatHealthySheEatBigKids

Unlike the Holocaust, Stalin's murders are forgotten: dust blowing in the wind.

Robert Harris

WindHolocaustDustForgottenStalin

I don't mind children cribbing answers off other children. It's one of the ways they can learn. I also don't think there should be too many constraints on what they can look at on the Internet.

Sugata Mitra

ChildrenMindThinkInternetLearn

I spent so long and so much of my childhood holding myself back for fear of what people would think. I'm trying my best every day to throw that away.

Troye Sivan

FearMyselfBestDayChildhoodLong

That's why, to this day, K.I.S.S. can sell out wherever they go... because they sell tickets, and they have that core fan base. You may not hear K.I.S.S. on the radio with a new single today. And they can still sell out anywhere.

Tory Lanez

TodayDayYouGoNewWhy

Sometimes when you're given hurdles, it makes you more creative in the end.

Judy Greer

CreativeEndYouSometimesMore

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