Tig Notaro Quotes

I was a full-blown tomboy; I was very mischievous and got into a lot of trouble. Everybody in my family smoked, and I started smoking probably when I was nine. My friends used to call me Huckleberry Tig.

Tig Notaro

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FamilyMeSmokingFriendsTrouble

My dad was the one who really loved basketball, and he was the one that put the basketball in my hands, and my mom was 'Team Mom' of all my teams. I used to play for three or four teams at once and she would just spend her entire afternoon driving me from practice to practice to practice.

Jeremy Lin

PracticeMeTeamMomBasketball

What I try to capture as a writer is the feeling of being alive, of being awake.

Jenny Offill

FeelingAliveTryCaptureAwake

Just don't hate on anybody; just do what you, you know what I'm saying? Just do you. Just work at it, keep workin' at it.

Juicy J

WorkHateSayingYouKnowKeep

Directing 'The Office' is kind of like someone going, 'Would you like to drive my Lamborghini?' And I'm like 'Yes, I would like to drive your Lamborghini. That sounds like fun.'

Jason Reitman

FunDriveSomeoneYouKindOffice

People don't like to feed live mice and rats to their snakes. Now we have a regular meat food that they will eat. Ninety percent of the snakes will eat this food and love it.

Dick Van Patten

LoveLiveFoodPeopleNowWill

We didn't do an American tour because it I know it wouldn't go down well.

Dee Dee Ramone

AmericanDownGoKnowBecauseWell

If you invest the time earlier to create structure and process around communication, planning, and goal-setting, you can prevent missteps before they occur.

Christine Tsai

CommunicationTimePlanningProcess

Too many terms corrupts politicians so they only want to be reelected.

Alice Paul

WantPoliticiansCorruptsOnlyMany

I've always been a fan of Saint Laurent because I like how their jeans fit on me, but as far as high fashion, I don't wear too much high fashion. I like more streetwear and baggier stuff.

Tyga

MeFashionToo MuchMoreJeansHigh

I am very happy when people write that they have worn out my books, or that they are held together by Scotch tape. I consider that the ultimate compliment.

Richard Scarry

TogetherI AmHappyPeopleWrite

My life is simple and rough.

Munshi Premchand

LifeSimpleMy LifeRough

I still like going on the road and performing, but it's getting tougher. I try to have my wife and the twins with me but it's getting harder and harder for them. They need to be in a home environment and not traveling with me.

Kenny Rogers

HomeWifeMeRoadEnvironmentTry

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