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Tig Notaro Quotes

My favorite thing to wear from about first to third grade was a blue t-shirt with an iron-on monkey and the caption 'Here Comes Trouble.'

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 24, 1971

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Blue Trouble Monkey T-Shirt First

I used to record 'Futurama' episodes on my cassette player and play it to help me go to sleep.

Jermaine Fowler

Sleep Me Help Play Go Used

I don't play video games because I know that if I ever started, I'd never be able to maintain a career again.

Video Games Career Play Know Never

Comic books were just the means for me to tell the story.

Me Story Tell Just Books Means

Writing for adults often means just increasing the swearing - but find an alternative to swearing and you've probably got a better line.

Writing Better You Find Line Just

If Romeo can do 'Dancing with the Stars,' anything is possible.

Stars Anything Is Possible Possible

I was the last person to announce I was running for Congress in a big district, and I still won.

Person Congress Big Last Still Won

I remember once doing a benefit for a Jewish charity and wearing an enormous cross. I kind of don't let the audience dictate anything to me. I sort of dictate to them, and they better be on board.

Lisa Lampanelli

Me Charity Better Doing Remember

I've always said that I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I could make a great movie about him if I set my mind to it.

Great Mind Believe Said Him Always

Substance over style is the rule for all resumes. Any special effects will dilute the gravitas and stature of the impression. You want people to concentrate on your accomplishments and your successes, not the curlicues of a font or unusual shades or contrast of colors.

Style People Colors You Want Will

Beating the tea party gang is more important than who does the beating.

Tea Party Important More Gang Who

The public made me and then encouraged me for many years, and my future even now depends upon it.

Placido Domingo

Future Me Now Years Even Made

Minimalism? It is something I appreciate as an art form but leave to others - unless you count a collection of warhorse-workwear Yves Saint Laurent trouser suits. Maybe my penchant for hippie-deluxe eccentricity came from an escapist dream of a different world. It was tough being a working mom in the 1970s.

Art Mom World Tough Suits You

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