Statistics say that I'm supposed to be in jail. And I'm not supposed to be alive.
Tyler Perry
Recitation: by Male by Female
Comedians are not usually actors, but imitations of actors.
Johann Georg Zimmermann
ComediansImitations
Well, I think probably the main reason people overeat is stress.
Jenny Craig
StressPeopleThinkReasonWell
I went to Bali, and I was in a small village, and somebody who was with me showed a woman a little figurine of Bart and asked: 'Do you know who this is?' And she said: 'Mickey Mouse.'
Matt Groening
WomanMeSmallMickey MouseYouShe
Europe must not distance itself from Africa's universal ambitions.
Jean-Claude Juncker
DistanceAfricaEuropeMustItself
Hip hop scholarship must strive to reflect the form it interrogates, offering the same features as the best hip hop: seductive rhythms, throbbing beats, intelligent lyrics, soulful samples, and a sense of joy that is never exhausted in one sitting.
Michael Eric Dyson
BestJoyScholarshipSittingStrive
I asked long ago,'What must I do to be saved?' The Scripture answered, 'Keep the commandments, believe, hope, love.' I was early warned against laying, as the Papists do, too much stress on outward works, or on a faith without works, which as it does not include, so it will never lead to true hope or charity.
John Wesley
LoveFaithHopeStressBelieveLong
Evolution is a process of constant branching and expansion.
Stephen Jay Gould
ProcessEvolutionExpansionConstant
If not me, who? And if not now, when?
Mikhail Gorbachev
MeBrainyNowWho
There should be competition and exchanges between different countries, but there are certainly certain universal values, and that is freedom and democracy.
FreedomCompetitionDemocracyValues
I love acting, and I really am a group singer, and I'm not really a soloist.
Michelle Phillips
LoveActingGroupSingerReallyAm
E-books, which made their debut in the 1990s, cut costs even more for both consumer and producer, though as the Internet expanded, those roles became confused.
Joshua Cohen
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I go to this gym full of stunt men. There aren't any TVs or treadmills there. This is a spit-and-sawdust kind of place. It has a lot of great training aids - trampolines and bags and every weapon ever invented to do harm to a human being. If you want to know how to throw a knife, it's great.
Jason Statham
GreatMenTrainingYouGymPlace
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