Scott Aukerman Quotes

Not everyone can be as successful a performer as myself, who gave 10 great performances the first time I ever did comedy, and then toiled in obscurity for years.

Scott Aukerman

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GreatTimeMyselfComedyFirst Time

The worst thing one can do is not to try, to be aware of what one wants and not give in to it, to spend years in silent hurt wondering if something could have materialized - never knowing.

Jim Rohn

HurtSilentWorstTryNeverKnowing

I have hundreds and hundreds of songs waiting to get on albums, but I don't know about the three-month radio tours and if I'll be interested in that. I haven't figured it out, but I will definitely be doing music, whether it is independent or with a major record label.

Jewel

MusicWaitingDoingKnowIndependent

Is there a way that we would actually recognize the game of football with fewer tackles and fewer collisions? I'm not sure. But I think that's the direction we're going to have to go. Bigger fields? Fewer players on the field? I think we are ultimately going to have to change some of the major rules of the game.

Ann McKee

ChangeFootballGameDirectionThink

I'm an emotional fighter; that's no secret. But it can be detrimental.

Michael Bisping

FighterSecretEmotionalDetrimental

I'm scared of screwing up my kids.

Tori Spelling

UpScaredKidsScrewing

My memories of Australian cricket are it was an environment of good fun.

Tom Moody

GoodMemoriesFunCricketAustralian

Abortion is defended today as a means of ensuring the equality and independence of women, and as a solution to the problems of single parenting, child abuse, and the feminization of poverty.

Robert Casey

WomenTodayParentingChildEquality

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Rodney Dangerfield

FriendMotherMeNeverSheOnly

I'm very grateful to all the people of Fresno, to Philip Levine and all the poets before me, and all the farmworkers. I didn't get here by myself.

Juan Felipe Herrera

MyselfGratefulPeopleMeHereGet

Nothing is more memorable than a smell. One scent can be unexpected, momentary and fleeting, yet conjure up a childhood summer beside a lake in the mountains.

Diane Ackerman

NatureChildhoodMountainsUnexpected

I think people who are not from here think the Inner Harbor is the only center for culture or fun in the city, and there's so much more to Baltimore. The Harbor's a beautiful place, but there are so many gems embedded in other communities that don't get as much visibility.

DeRay Mckesson

BeautifulCultureFunPeopleCity

I wish I could sing like Nelly.

Syd

WishI WishSingLikeCould

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