Scott Adams Quotes

I'm predicting that we'll finally have a computer will search my e-mail automatically and delete every message that begins with 'thought you'd be interested,' and then give an electrical shock to the sender to remind him or her to stop send that kind of message.

Scott Adams

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ThoughtSearchYouStopKindWill

I could never play the ingenue, the girl next door or the very successful young doctor. That would be a bore.

Jennifer Jason Leigh

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When you make successful movies, everyone on set takes care of you, everybody is so nice and you disconnect from reality.

Melanie Laurent

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I think I gravitate towards people who express themselves in a simple and funny way.

John Slattery

FunnySimplePeopleThinkWayWho

Whenever I go jamming, people are looking to cut me. The young ones learn my stuff and come play it at me, and I have to learn other stuff. I feel a lot of pressure. But it's cool. It's a good pressure.

Trombone Shorty

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Knowing the strike zone is very important, but I think the first thing is knowing yourself, knowing what things you do well.

Tony Gwynn

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I've always summed up my definition of fashion as the way that people present themselves on the public stage.

Robin Givhan

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My only advice is, follow your dream and do whatever you like to do the most. I chose journalism because I wanted to be in the places where history was being made.

Jorge Ramos

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I was never the person who came up with a boom somehow. I worked slowly and consistently, making my way up the rankings, so there wasn't one special moment.

Dominic Thiem

MomentPersonSpecialWayNeverUp

I have no aspiration whatsoever to be the next great leading man.

DeForest Kelley

GreatManNextLeadingAspiration

If I'd been on the Remain side I would have tried to have seen the best in Europe and tried to explain that. Instead, what they've done is endlessly try and talk up what they see as the weaknesses of Britain and they aren't there. That's a total mistake.

Boris Johnson

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You have to create the show anew, and find it anew, on a nightly basis.

Bruce Springsteen

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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Phyllis Diller

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