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Sebastian Maniscalco Quotes

Sometimes it's cool to have banter with the audience. Occasionally, somebody will say something, and I'll say something right back, and everybody laughs, and it's funny.

Sebastian Maniscalco

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 8, 1973

Topics

Funny Cool Back Sometimes Say Will

I think if I produced a show I would not want to be part of that production. That's not... I'm not... I mean, I couldn't even sell Boy Scout chocolate bars when I was a kid!

Jesse Tyler Ferguson

Think Chocolate Scout Want Boy Mean

Although in my life the level of loss has never reached the extremes it does in 'The Winter People,' I certainly can identify with being both a daughter longing for her mother and being a mother who is almost scared by the intensity of her love for her daughter.

Jennifer McMahon

Life Love Winter Mother Daughter

I actually own a copy of my own book; that's how dedicated I am as an author.

John Hodgman

I Am Book Copy My Own Own Dedicated

The real gender inequality in marriage stems from the tendency to regard women as the default parent, the one who, in the absence of family-friendly work policies, is expected to adjust her paid work to shoulder the brunt of domestic responsibilities.

Stephanie Coontz

Work Marriage Women Parent Gender

Some people can go out in a tight, short dress and heels, and it works, but even if I'm going to a club, I've got to throw on a big hoodie or something. And that's if you can get me into something tight in the first place.

Suki Waterhouse

Dress People Me Short You Place

If there was one last thing I could do in my life, it would be to help Dilma turn this country around, with the decency that the Brazilian public deserves.

Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva

Life My Life Help Country Turn Last

I have many memories of waking up to eat breakfast that my mother carefully prepared for us and her saying, what do y'all want for lunch, and as we're eating lunch, what do y'all want for dinner? It's always about the next meal.

Lisa Loeb

Mother Memories Breakfast Lunch Want

You've got to grab every opportunity that comes up.

Dominic West

Opportunity You Up Got Grab Every

If Congress is unable to do its job and pass a federal budget, then I do not believe we should receive a salary.

David Valadao

Job Believe Budget Congress Salary

I don't think you ever get tired of the well-written, well-crafted songs.

Brenda Lee

Tired Think You Get Songs Ever

I have way more bravery than common sense, but you always assume things are going to be so difficult, and then when you're actually faced with them, you prevail. It's human nature.

Annabelle Wallis

Nature Common Sense Human Nature You

It took me a long time to not think of the universe as a judgmental debit-credit system. I haven't completely shaken it, but I no longer think that I am overdrawn with God. Grace is not something you earn; its always there. I find this idea a lot more fun.

Perfume Genius

God Time I Am Fun Grace Me