I tried do stand-up, and I was horrible. And I'll never do it again.
Sean Hayes
Recitation: by Male by Female
Both of my parents got to see me host Carson, thank God. That's all anyone wants: to have their parents see they're going to be all right in life.
Joan Rivers
LifeGodParentsMeThank GodSee
I don't like irony and sarcasm very much. But I do like it when you think someone is telling you a joke, and then you discover it's serious.
Jens Lekman
ThinkSomeoneSarcasmYouSerious
In India there are more poor people in three states... than there are in the whole of sub-Saharan Africa.
Andrew Mitchell
PeopleIndiaThreeAfricaPoorMore
Evictions used to be rare in this country. They used to draw crowds. There are scenes in literature where you can come upon an eviction - like, in 'Invisible Man' there's the famous eviction scene in Harlem, and people are gathered around, and they move the family back in.
Matthew Desmond
FamilyManPeopleLiteratureYou
When you're 20 or 30, looking ahead, you see these benchmarks for relationships, career, ambition, sexuality, and they went off into infinity. When you get to 50, you look at what's ahead of you, and there's an end. It goes into a nothingness, a void.
Tracey Emin
AmbitionLookingEndYouLookAhead
The idea of the state is, or should be, a very limited, prescribed idea. The state looks after the defense of the realm, and other matters - raising revenue to pay for things which are for all of us, and so on. That idea has turned turtle now. The state isn't any longer perceived as an institution which exists to serve us.
Tom Stoppard
LooksTurtleNowMattersPayServe
The command-and-control systems, the war rooms, the methods of information gathering, and the technology of the pilotless aircraft, or drones, that now serve the Americans and their allies were all, in large part, developed in Israel.
Ronen Bergman
TechnologyWarInformationGathering
I think that we are trying to move towards the First World slowly but surely. But we must do a good job for the people left way behind. That's why extreme poverty, for us, is a priority.
Juan Manuel Santos
GoodJobPeopleWorldThinkPoverty
Faced with the evidence, many deniers have started to admit that global warming is real, but argue that humans have little or nothing to do with it.
David Suzuki
AdmitNothingGlobal WarmingReal
I made 50 million bucks yesterday. That's a flameout I could get used to.
Conrad Black
YesterdayUsedGetMillionMade
Successful creative adults seem to combine the wide-ranging exploration and openness we see in children with the focus and discipline we see in adults.
Alison Gopnik
ChildrenDisciplineFocusCreative
In Italy, you must think faster than defenders. It is a tough school.
Paulo Dybala
SchoolToughThinkYouMustFaster
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