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Sherman Austin Quotes

When they searched my car, they said that they found a gasoline canister and I think duct tape. Who wouldn't have a gasoline canister on them when driving 3,000 miles across country?

Sherman Austin

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: activist
Nationality: american
Birth: April 10, 1983

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Ya know what's fun? When Democrats start calling each other sexist.

Tomi Lahren

Fun Start Know Democrats Sexist Ya

When I make decisions, it's not based on what the Republican Party does. I'm elected by the 9th congressional district.

Tom Graves

Decisions Party Republican Make Does

I was always fascinated by science-fiction shows, shows like 'Star Trek' and 'Lost in Space.'

Michael P. Anderson

Space Lost Always Star Like Shows

If it's truly a passion, and it's truly something you believe in, then you need to do it.

Miriam Shor

Passion Believe You Need Something

Can you design a Rorschach test that's going to make everyone feel something every time - and that looks like a Rorschach test? It's easy to show a picture of a kitten or a car accident. The question is, how abstract can you get and still get the audience to feel something when they don't know what's happening to them?

Jason Reitman

Car Time Design Picture Feel You

I make a fabulous tofurkey for Thanksgiving. My Mexican-Italian family can't tell the difference.

Christian Serratos

Family Fabulous Thanksgiving Tell

Webs are made mostly of spaces. They break easily. They barely exist. They belong to the category of half-things: mist, smoke, shrouds, ghosts, membranes, retinas or rags; and they quickly fill up with un-things: old legs and wings and heads and hollow abdomens and body bags of wasps.

Alice Oswald

Wings Body Smoke Legs Old Mist

I'm not misunderstood. I am brash. I make my living being brash.

Penn Jillette

I Am Living Misunderstood Being Make

I'm finally OK with the idea of who I love, who I want to be with.

Sheryl Swoopes

Love Want Finally Idea Who OK

I've never tweeted. 'Funny or Die' started my Twitter account for me, and so I don't even have the password or anything like that. They started it, then they handed it off to other comics.

Tig Notaro

Funny Me Die Never Anything Started

One thing I've always loved doing is hanging out and talking music with other artists.

Nikki Sixx

Music Loved Doing Talking Out Thing

As a veteran of many campaigns, I know how important it is not let up in the last few days.

Nicola Sturgeon

Know Important Up Days Last How