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I've never tweeted. 'Funny or Die' started my Twitter account for me, and so I don't even have the password or anything like that. They started it, then they handed it off to other comics.

Tig Notaro

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FunnyMeDieNeverAnythingStarted

I actually stopped working out because I don't want to lose my jelly.

Jennifer Hudson

LoseWantOutBecauseWorkingJelly

As a female founder and CEO, it is important to me to support other women as they build their businesses.

Jennifer Hyman

WomenSupportMeImportantBuild

I have a whole, you know, pocket full of dreams I want to achieve. I don't know in which order they're going to fall.

Ann Bancroft

DreamsYouFallAchieveKnowWant

I'm not against vodka - they just asked us. They put out some story about us entertaining international celebrities with vodka, which of course wasn't true.

Robin Day

StoryTrueOutAgainstEntertaining

I like to go to anybody else's birthday, and if I'm invited I'm a good guest. But I never celebrate my birthdays. I really don't care.

Mikhail Baryshnikov

BirthdayGoodCelebrateCareGo

Our old site did not have very good support for the disabled, but our new site should soon have much better support. With all of our content in divs now, we can hide all but the relevant chunks of content and navigation with a simple alternate CSS file.

Mike Davidson

GoodSimpleSupportBetterHideNew

President Eyring is a wise, learned, and spiritual man.

Joseph B. Wirthlin

ManSpiritualWisePresidentLearned

In a creative business, if you're happy, it will come out in your work. I don't see how you can be happy if you don't like the people you're working with and if they aren't a joy to have fun with.

Christian Louboutin

WorkBusinessCreativeFunJoyYou

I have a very flexible and easy schedule that affords me a wonderful lifestyle in Los Angeles. I'm able to be a very present mother, able to pursue other projects.

Cobie Smulders

MotherMePresentEasyLifestyle

As a mother, the things that I wanted for my own four children, I want for all the children of France.

Segolene Royal

MotherChildrenWantMy OwnOwn

Every science has for its basis a system of principles as fixed and unalterable as those by which the universe is regulated and governed. Man cannot make principles; he can only discover them.

Thomas Paine

ScienceManUniversePrinciplesOnly

I didn't become an actor because I thought I'd make lots of money.

Richard C. Armitage

MoneyThoughtActorBecomeBecause

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