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Phyllis Diller Quotes

The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

Topics

You Down Him Reason See Head

I mean, I love winning, but losing is a much more intense feeling.

Love Losing Winning Feeling Mean

Foolishness is rarely a matter of lack of intelligence or even lack of information.

Intelligence Information Matter Even

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

King Saying Look Way Prom Because

I know a fellow who's as broke as the Ten Commandments.

John Phillips Marquand

Know Ten Commandments Ten Broke

I love food. I'm a complete foodie. I love to cook. I find it very hard to say no to food. I get grumpy if I don't get food.

Love Food Find Say Hard Grumpy

I wouldn't say that I relax and enjoy anything. But I think my pessimism helps. I never really expect anything good to happen, so when it does, it's a nice surprise.

Good Relax Think Surprise Enjoy Say

My parents are divorced, and that was the last thing I wanted for myself. I waited until I was 36 to propose, and I'm really proud of that.

Myself Parents Proud Last Wanted

It isn't fate but fecklessness that has shoved Sarah Palin to the sidelines of national politics. The real tragedy is that she's taken a lot of other serious Republican women with her.

Women Politics Fate Tragedy Serious

Up until the age of 9 or so, I was an incredibly happy, pretty well-adjusted, funny kid who made my parents laugh all the time. I was a bit of a clown, and I was really happy. And then my parents divorced, and I kind of turned into a different person.

Christopher Stanley

Funny Age Time Happy Parents Laugh

I don't like to go out in general.

Go Out Like General

You don't keep your job if you don't make a great show.

Courtney A. Kemp

Great Job You Keep Show Your

I like it when two sounds complement each other but are way different on a record.

Way Two Different Like Other Sounds

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