American - Comedian | October 28, 1966 -
If you start to just aim for what the audience wants to hear, you're already hamstrung because you don't have any freedom.
Andy Richter
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There are naked people in boots on a mountain top firing guns.
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We've been swimming at nude beaches and I love to go skinny dipping, but I'm sorry, sitting on top of a mountain, that's just, you're trying to show off or something. That's ridiculous.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
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Because homecoming came first, and there was the homecoming court. The five guys on homecoming court were disqualified from being in the prom court. So being prom king was being sixth most popular.
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But I don't read a lot of fiction. I prefer the nonfiction stuff.
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No, I don't know any Emily Dickinson poems!
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I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.
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I watch mediocre shows that have been on for three or four seasons, and feel angry at them.
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It's funny, because 'Arrested Development' is tied to Andy Richter in a few different ways. For me personally, after I did Andy Richter, one of the next things I did was a show called 'Quintuplets' for a season for Fox, and this was while 'Arrested Development' was on. I used to go over and hang out on their set.
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The people on 'Quintuplets' were great, but I wasn't a producer on that show, and it wasn't exactly my taste.
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I mean, I'll say the filthiest things in the world, but when it comes down to it, I'm kind of a prude.
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