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Phyllis Diller Quotes

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 17, 1917 - August 20, 2012

Topics

Shoes Someone You Know Compliments

The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up.

Women Diet Look Want Up Tone

We need to make it clear that we will withdraw from Iraq within 6 to 9 months - so that the Iraqis will know that they must stand up and defend the opportunity given to them.

Opportunity Stand Up Stand Know Will

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Problem Ask Always United Been Any

Drumming's pretty physical. We sit at the back of the stage getting beat up like a workhorse.

Back Stage Up Pretty Beat Sit

When we started CANANA, I wasn't married, so I guess I was married to the idea of CANANA.

Started Idea Married Guess

When you do a play, you do it for a couple months, and it just gets in your bones. You can learn about somebody that way.

Learn You Play Way Bones Just

It is very clear from the text of the Geneva Conventions that families have the right to know about the whereabouts of their missing and that belligerents have a duty to inform families if they have indication and if they are detaining people.

People Know Duty Right Missing Text

In Michigan, a liberal democrat raised taxes and kept their government programs at the same level. And guess what? Their economy continued into the toilet, it continued down.

Government Down Economy Taxes Toilet

No boxer in the history of boxing has had Parkinson's. There's no injury in my brain that suggests that the illness came from boxing.

History Brain Boxing Illness Injury

I did perform in punk bands, but it was more about shouting and snarling than about any beautiful music. I enjoyed singing in 'The Golden Circle' - I've never sung in a movie before.

Music Beautiful Singing Circle Never

When I was 12 years old, someone took me to see Martha Graham. It was nothing like what I thought of as serious dancing and even then I knew I was having a great experience. It was as if somebody was moving through space like no one ever did before.

Great Experience Space Me Moving

I get so much energy from the fans.

Energy Fans Get Much So Much Energy

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