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Woody Allen Quotes

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: director
Nationality: american
Birth: December 1, 1935

Topics

Nature God Tree Said Hard Out

Whether it's Shakespeare or Moliere, irony is a key component in the construction of theatre. A script would be pretty bad if it was devoid of irony.

Construction Theatre Key Bad Irony

Don't ask me something if you don't want to know. Because I will tell you.

Melvin Van Peebles

Me You Know Want Will Ask

Painting constantly appeared to me as the one and only possible achievement.

Achievement Me Painting Possible

All my films are shot on hand-held cameras. These cameras took five years to build and had to be light enough to be carried.

Light Enough Build Years Five Shot

We've always been kind of an underground band in a way that had the respect of our peers on the road. I like to say we're the world's most famous opening act because we've opened for every huge band on the planet.

Respect World Road Famous Say Kind

All the mail that I got, half of it said, 'You looked exactly like my brother,' or, 'You look exactly like so-and-so.'

Brother You Look Said Mail Half

I remember not having a hot water tank, so we had to use a kettle for hot showers. So, you know, we would put the kettle on and go have a shower, and then my mum would come bring three or four kettles in, just to heat them up. And it would take five, 10 minutes for every kettle to heat up.

Water Remember You Go Know Three

I was good at swimming until everyone started to grow. The best swimmers are really tall with great big shoulders, and that just isn't us. But then a big, powerful swimmer isn't going to be so good on the bike and the run.

Jonathan Brownlee

Good Great Best Bike Swimming Grow

There's something magical about spending a Sunday night watching real people at a deli, then watching fake people pretending to be real on TV, then engaging in (arguably) false interaction with (arguably) real people on the Internet. Never at any prior point in time has this been possible.

Time People Night Fake Internet

Most families are dysfunctional.

Dysfunctional Most Families

I'm not that big of a reader, to be honest.

Honest Big To Be Honest Reader

I don't even really see sit-ins and marches as passive. I see them as quite assertive. I see those as emotionally aggressive tactics. I see people putting their lives on the line and being bold and brave.

People Brave Bold Line See I See

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