Artie Lange Quotes

Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine. Like, if Jerry Seinfeld wasn't funny, you'd want to punch him in the face; he'd just seem like a whiner to you. But the fact is that he's funny.

Artie Lange

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 11, 1967

Topics

FunnyPeopleFaceYouWantHim

Thus the public use of reason and freedom is nothing but a dessert, a sumptuous dessert.

Johann Georg Hamann

FreedomNothingDessertReasonUse

We're half the people; we should be half the Congress.

Jeannette Rankin

PeopleCongressHalfShould

I dress like a boy most of the time because I like what's comfortable, so sometimes when I have to wear dresses and makeup, it's kind of comedic. I take lots of pictures on my cell phone: 'Look, I'm dressed like a girl! Surprise!'

Analeigh Tipton

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There's so many more female directors than when I started. That's encouraging.

Sofia Coppola

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In fact, the place where we have indicted more terrorists or potential terrorists, is our Northern border.

Tom Tancredo

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I understand people who say, 'There is no Queen without Freddie. Just leave it be.' Because that's what we felt, following his death. All three of us said, 'Right, that's the end of the band.' But the band just didn't seem to die.

Roger Taylor

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It's a vicious circle. If you feel hideous, you convey it to people. A couple of male friends from university have said, 'I quite fancied you, but I wouldn't have dared...' and I was like, 'Oh really?' I was completely amazed that anyone had ever fancied me, and also that I'd obviously given an impression of 'Don't touch me.'

Miranda Hart

PeopleMeFeelFriendsYouCircle

Peter Jackson is a wonderful man. He's a great director. He's found his niche in life.

Luke Evans

LifeGreatManDirectorNicheFound

I want to tell Miranda's story more broadly than what I have been in these five-minute videos on the Internet. She can live in a longer format.

Colleen Ballinger

LiveStoryInternetWantMoreShe

All my life, I've been the rebel in the X-wing fighter, and then one morning, I woke up, and I was on board the Death Star.

Bobby Kotick

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If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And If it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.

Mark Twain

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Do what you love and the money will follow.

Marsha Sinetar

LoveMoneyDo What You LoveYouWill

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