Artie Lange Quotes

Have you ever Googled yourself? I did, most depressing thing ever. People have websites hoping I die at 38.

Artie Lange

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: October 11, 1967

Topics

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Marriage, if one will face the truth, is an evil, but a necessary evil.

Menander

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The poor man looks upon the law as an enemy, not as a friend. For him, the law is always taking something away.

Robert Kennedy

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Zero-length arrays are useful only in cases where you have a large structure, which contains a field of dynamic length, and you need to share that structure across program or even computer boundaries.

Robert Love

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Identity is an assemblage of constellations.

Anna Deavere Smith

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Reality is the scary thing. Not my work, not comedy.

Tracy Morgan

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Around '75 when the recession hit, club owners started going to disco because it was cheaper for them to just buy a sound system than it was to hire a band.

Tommy Shaw

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I'm the son of two Holocaust survivors. As a child, I heard from one of my parents' best friends about living through Mengele's infamous selection process at Auschwitz. He haunted my nightmares.

Ronen Bergman

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I consider Lena Dunham a comedian.

Mike Birbiglia

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I've learned that creating a healthy, active environment for kids helps build the foundation for a successful future.

Mo Williams

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Good ideas are a dime a dozen, bad ones are free.

Douglas Horton

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There is no such thing as a federal personhood bill.

Cory Gardner

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Donna Summer was one of the strongest female singers in pop music. She was very underrated as a vocalist and a writer, and her songbook is just outrageous.

Annaleigh Ashford

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