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Bruce Vilanch Quotes

As I'm always fond of telling hosts at the Oscars who are doing it for their first time, for everybody who wins, there are four people who don't. As the evening wears on, the room fills up with losers, and then they are bitter.

Bruce Vilanch

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: November 23, 1948

Topics

Time People Evening Doing First Time

A gentleman opposed to their enfranchisement once said to me, women have never produced anything of any value to the world. I told him the chief product of the women had been the men, and left it to him to decide whether the product was of any value.

Anna Howard Shaw

Women Men Value Me World Gentleman

If you have a food blog and want to connect with a bigger audience, Nom is for you.

Steve Chen

Food You Want Audience Bigger Blog

I don't like to go to premieres or openings. I don't like to have to put on makeup.

Rosie O'Donnell

Makeup Go Like Put Openings

Criticize the act, not the person.

Mary Kay Ash

Person Act Criticize

Anybody can have a birthday. It requires nothing. Murderers have birthdays. It's the opposite of anything that I believe in. And I don't like at work where you stop everything to sing 'Happy Birthday' to someone. I feel like that's for children.

Mindy Kaling

Work Birthday Children Happy Believe

There's just something that is kind of magical that happens when we sing live.

Liz Callaway

Live Kind Magical Something Sing

As every entrepreneur and investor sifts through year-end data to predict the next trend or opportunity for financial success, there is a much easier way to accurately predict the future: hang out with those who are creating it.

Jay Samit

Success Future Opportunity Financial

Don't call me 'sir; 'King Jew' will do fine.

Don Rickles

King Me Will Call Fine Sir

I've done a lot of movies, but none of them that have blown up the way that 'Divergent' did.

Johnny Simmons

Done Movies Way Up None Did

Yoga's hard for me, but I know you can really feel the difference when you do it consistently. I'd rather be playing basketball.

Chris Noth

Me Basketball Feel You Know Hard

I was smart, to tell you the truth. I'm not really bright, but I'm not stupid.

Bobby Vinton

Truth Smart Stupid You Bright Tell

Registering people to vote is not partisan activity.

Susan Bysiewicz

People Vote Activity Partisan