Bob Uecker Quotes

People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn't hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me. Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time - I would say eight to 10 cookouts.

Bob Uecker

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I always received much more satisfaction as a defense attorney in obtaining an acquittal for a client than I ever have as a D.A. in obtaining a conviction. All my interests and sympathies tend to be on the side of the individual as opposed to the state.

Jim Garrison

SatisfactionMoreAlwaysIndividual

You don't have to be a creative maverick to have a troubled mind. You just have to be human. There is no 'us' and 'them.' No one is one hundred per cent healthy, physically or mentally.

Matt Haig

CreativeMindYouHealthyHumanUs

I buried my dad on a Thursday and showed up for work on Friday.

John Schnatter

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I am a passionate believer that comedy is a way of tackling some of the most dark and difficult aspects of being a human being.

Stephen Mangan

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I have a huge admiration for the ability of people to go, 'I don't care if it can't happen. I don't care if you say it's impossible. I am gonna do it anyway.' I think it's an amazing part of human nature. It feeds into faith and belief in human beings to not only do the improbable but almost the impossible.

Simon Beaufoy

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It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

LifeGreatRestYouFindPerson

I have never been afraid of making patriots; but I disdain and despise all their efforts.

Robert Walpole

NeverAfraidPatriotsBeenDespise

Our money is bait money, and bait money is not to be used.

Mike Tyson

MoneyUsedOurBait

The growing attention Americans are paying to what they put into their mouths has touched off a new scramble by the processed-food companies to address health concerns.

Michael Moss

HealthAttentionNewGrowingOff

Words matter, especially words defining complicated political arrangements, because they shape perceptions of the events of the past, attitudes toward policies being carried out in the present, and expectations about desirable directions for the future.

Michael Mandelbaum

FuturePastWordsExpectationsOut

I really like bowling.

Lorelei Linklater

BowlingLikeReally

But there are certain books I would never put on a Kindle because you want to be able to look at graphs and photos or the footnotes and maps. You can't see that.

Lisa See

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