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Bob Newhart Quotes

With the advent of cell phones, especially with the very small microphone that attach to the cell phone itself, it's getting harder and harder I find, to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone.

Bob Newhart

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: September 5, 1929

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People Cell Phone Small Talking Find

I asked a French critic a couple of years ago why my books did so well in France. He said it was because in my novels people both act and think. I got a kick out of that.

Jim Harrison

People Think Said Why Out Critic

But we must take other steps, such as increasing conservation, developing an ethanol industry, and increasing CAFE standards if we are to make our country safer by cutting our reliance on foreign oil.

Jim Costa

Country Oil Cafe Standards Industry

I am no longer sure of anything. If I satiate my desires, I sin but I deliver myself from them; if I refuse to satisfy them, they infect the whole soul.

Jean-Paul Sartre

Myself Soul I Am Sin Anything Sure

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the tube have never been to the United States. Not the real United States.

John Ratzenberger

People Me Will Never Watching Real

Across the board, from my mother to my father to my aunts and uncles, everybody has always given me a lot of love.

Amos Lee

Love Father Mother Me Always Board

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?

Steven Wright

Think You Washington Out Just He

Our greatest responsibility is not to be pencils of the past.

Robert A. M. Stern

Responsibility Past Greatest Our

I was educated at Bradfield College and Oxford, where I graduated in 1939.

Martin Ryle

College Educated Where Oxford

The greatness of being an artist is the kind of ridiculous guffaw you can have at one's own misery. 'That was miserable! Now how can I write about it?'

Michael Winter

Greatness You Artist Ridiculous Kind

The key thing is, always put the right content on the right network, on the right platform, make it great, and then figure out how to monetize it.

Jon Feltheimer

Great Key Right Always Content Out

I mean, I try to say the right things and give the right advice. But still, I'm only a person.

Jonathan Brandis

Advice Person Say Try Mean Right

I just love the idea of ordinary people doing extraordinary things, whether it's the success of 'Cool Runnings,' which is the success of four guys from Jamaica who had never seen snow, or whether it's my success, just as a human being.

Dawn Steel

Love Success Snow People Cool Doing