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Brett Gelman Quotes

Andrew Gurland is so precise and, again, such an amazing writer, but then he's also really honest with himself and what he is seeing.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: October 6, 1976

Topics

Amazing Seeing Honest Again Writer

People from New York have been calling, to see if I'm still alive. When I answer the phone, you can hear the disappointment in their voice.

New York People Disappointment Voice

People value Halloween, like Valentine's Day, because they can tell themselves that it's not merely secularized but actually secular, which is to say, not Christian, Jewish, Hindu or Muslim.

Valentine's Day Day Value People Say

No government intent on persecuting its critics will want to leave the outcome of a trial to chance.

Government Chance Want Will Leave

Unless you are a professional, you will find the tart to be a high-maintenance, unforgiving whistle-blower of a pastry.

You Find Professional Will Pastry

I've got a huge family back in Ireland, and I've made loads of movies in Ireland.

Family Back Movies Got Ireland Made

The one thing I try and do, when people say, 'What kind of movies do you guys look for,' the one thing I look for is 'different.' And I think that's very antithetical to Hollywood.

People Think You Look Movies Kind

When you read something you have written, you have to confront some of the lies you have been telling yourself.

Jonathan Safran Foer

Yourself You Something Been Lies

While the Beatles always had George Martin around to clean up their act, the Rolling Stones had Andrew Loog Oldham to coarsen theirs.

Clean Always Up Act Clean Up Stones

Re-election comes every six years, which explains why I spend so much time on Twitter. If you're an obscure judge whose name ID hovers between infinitesimal and zilch, it's political malpractice to neglect social media. I'm probably the tweetingest judge in America, which, admittedly, is like being the tallest Munchkin in Oz.

Time Social Media Name Judge Media

We don't have to sacrifice a strong economy for a healthy environment.

Sacrifice Environmental Strong

You can't do a good deal with bad people, and you can't do a bad deal with good people. I often use that as my compass.

Good People Good People Bad People

I have some wonderful suits in my closet, a lovely car, some refined watches.

Car Suits Watches Lovely Wonderful

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