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Colin Quinn Quotes

I don't know any comedian who tailors his act to his audience. Maybe people say they do, but I can't even imagine them.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 6, 1959

Topics

People Know Say People Say Audience

I will not promise what I cannot deliver. And I will never hide the cost of what I propose.

Hide Will Never Cost Cannot Promise

You lose yourself in the to-do list and never tackle those big things you promised you would when the campaign came to an end.

Yourself End You Lose Never Big

I was kind of like the Rhea Perlman of the bar. I was like Carla on 'Cheers.' People were more afraid of me. There was a point where I got a little surly. There were only so many chicken wings I could serve before losing the smile on my face.

Smile Losing People Me Face Wings

Is there a way that we would actually recognize the game of football with fewer tackles and fewer collisions? I'm not sure. But I think that's the direction we're going to have to go. Bigger fields? Fewer players on the field? I think we are ultimately going to have to change some of the major rules of the game.

Change Football Game Direction Think

I was prom king. Which is actually saying I was the sixth most popular, because the five who were on homecoming were automatically disqualified from prom, so of course I have to look at it that way.

King Saying Look Way Prom Because

Stuffing is evil. Stuffing adds mass, so it slows the cooking. That's evil because the longer the bird cooks, the drier it will be.

Bird Cooking Evil Will Because Mass

It has been the case for some time that I have made myself dizzy thinking about the fact that the implementation of the Three-fold Program of the government, above all in the area of food and clothing, has been experiencing difficulties.

Time Myself Food Government Thinking

Two prisoners whose cells adjoin communicate with each other by knocking on the wall. The wall is the thing which separates them but is also their means of communication. It is the same with us and God. Every separation is a link.

Communication God Wall Separation Us

I like to go wakeboarding. It's my new favorite sport. It's like skiing but on a snowboard that has little shoes on it.

Shoes Skiing Go New Little Like

Whenever I grump when the alarm goes off, it's immediately replaced by, 'But I get to leave my office at 11 A.M. and be with my daughter all day.'

Daughter Day Office Leave Get Off

I love the Country Music Hall of Fame. I don't think it's just a hall of fame and it's not just a museum. It's a schoolhouse. It's a place where people from all across the world can come and learn about this great genre that we're making a living out of.

Love Music Great People World Think

Today we're faced with over 500 casualties, a cost of over $200 billion. And it could rise - the casualties could go into thousands and the cost could go over half a trillion - if we stay there for years.

Dennis Kucinich

Today Rise Go Over Years Cost

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