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Chris Rock Quotes

Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality:
Birth: February 7, 1965

Topics

Time Men Lie Most

The things we always disengage with are one-sided stories or one-sided characters. They're very boring. When you feel like you're being hit over the head, you disengage.

Feel You Boring Always Over Head

I'm not saying that the gas chambers didn't exist. I couldn't see them myself.

Jean-Marie Le Pen

Myself Saying See Exist Gas Them

Religion has certainly been shoved down my throat.

Michael Douglas

Religion Down Been Throat Certainly

When I left my job at Lehman Brothers to start a company, my best friend's mother said, 'How could you leave a sure thing like Lehman to do a silly carpool startup?' That was three months before Lehman went bankrupt.

Friend Mother Best Job Start You

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Father Me Influence Profound He Had

It's in the DNA of Scientology that they don't trust journalists.

Trust DNA Journalists

I want to be a recording artist for my whole entire life. But Broadway is something I would come back to at any given moment. I love, love, love doing theater.

Life Love Moment Doing Artist Back

We current justices read the Constitution in the only way that we can: as 20th-century Americans.

William J. Brennan, Jr.

Constitution Way Only Read Current

Your kids get something from your career, and your career will get something from your kids.

Career Will Something Get Kids Your

I have to choose songs that represent my personality.

Personality Choose Represent Songs

One of my earliest memories is my father telling me to behave because I'm about to meet and work with the greatest actor of all time. Then this old guy comes out and I was like, 'Pfff, he doesn't look anything like Luke Skywalker, I don't know what my dad is trying to tell me here.'

Work Father Memories Time Me Look

When people refer to a cage fight as war, I think it's kinda cute... A war, huh? You know what a war is? They, evidently, don't. It's not maybe their place to know what it is, but I do.

Cute Fight War People Think You

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