Chris Rock Quotes

Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost 5,000 dollars. Because if a bullet cost five thousand dollar, we wouldn't have any innocent bystanders.

Chris Rock

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
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  • Birth: February 7, 1965

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So many large movies come to you with a huge marketing campaign and it's like you have to see this movie this weekend, otherwise you'll be culturally bankrupt and can't converse with your friends.

Joe Cornish

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Only mothers can think of the future - because they give birth to it in their children.

Maxim Gorky

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After the baby, I got bigger, and I like it. I like me better now than when I was young and skinny. I don't understand this extreme fashion for being anorexic-skinny. We forgot about women with curves - real women. We're not embracing that anymore.

Anna Netrebko

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Basketball was every day of my life. Wake up with a ball - sometimes I'd sleep with it because someone told me that was better for you.

Andy Grammer

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Christ's fishermen should not meddle with men's law, for men' s law contains sharp stones and trees by which the net of God is broken, and the fish wend out of the world.

John Wycliffe

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I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press.

Roger Kahn

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I do myself a greater injury in lying than I do him of whom I tell a lie.

Michel de Montaigne

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The hardest thing to do in movies is be a day-part player. You have to go in, make your mark, and get out. There's a lot of leading actors who are not good for a lot of a movie, and then suddenly they have good moments, and they're like stepping-stones across a particularly feisty stream. They build careers out of that.

Brian Cox

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When political correctness first started coming around, it ruined Andrew Dice Clay and Eddie Murphy's stand-up career. Sam Kinison died at just the right time, 'cause no one was going to tolerate what he was saying anymore either.

Artie Lange

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My fake Japanese was smooth enough to earn me the title of 'The Emperor of Pleasing Graciousness' in that country.

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I love long-range rifle shooting. I like anything that deals with precision. I also find that with archery. On my ranch, I have my own range with 3-D targets of animals and hay bales from different distances.

Paul Walker

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Tone is everything in TV.

Ryan Murphy

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