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Chelsea Peretti Quotes

We went to a very small high school. It was, like, in a wooded house; it was a weird school. I hung out with a lot of guys in high school, and I did theater with a few of my close girlfriends.

Chelsea Peretti

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 20, 1978

Topics

School Small High School Weird House

I dyed my hair blonde in that movie, so my head doesn't match my grill.

Joe Pesci

Hair Blonde Head Grill Match Movie

I'm a big Prada fan. I always think that they seem to fit me well.

Jenny Packham

Me Think Always Seem Big Well

I don't want to have that one year too much, where people actually, behind my back, start smiling at me and pointing fingers at me and go, 'Ah, look, that's Jensie. No, he's not good anymore.'

Jens Voigt

Good People Me Start Year Look

Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.

Jeff Rich

Politics Stand Fall Nothing Anything

Without enough nitric oxide, your arteries can stiffen, raising blood pressure and your risk of heart attack.

Michael Greger

Heart Pressure Enough Blood Risk

It is a truth universally acknowledged that M. Dirda is a sucker for anything bookish in the way of artwork.

Michael Dirda

Truth Way Anything Sucker Artwork

In this business, you're either Brad Pitt right away, or you're already going down the ladder.

Skeet Ulrich

Business You Down Ladder Right Away

You may glory in a team triumphant... But you fall in love with a team in defeat.

Roger Kahn

Love Team You Fall Defeat Glory

When I do a picture and it's 90% black, like 'Bird,' I use 90% black people.

Clint Eastwood

Bird People Black Picture Like Use

To observe a profoundly stupid individual can be very enriching, and that's why we should never feel contempt for them.

Claude Chabrol

Stupid Feel Why Never Individual

The greatest self is a peaceful smile, that always sees the world smiling back.

Bryant H. McGill

Smile World Self Smiling Peaceful

I don't disagree with anything I've ever said. Why in God's name would I disagree with something I've said?

Scott Ritter

God Name Said Why Disagree Anything