Chelsea Handler Quotes

Every time I enter a country and have to write down my occupation at customs, I'm like, 'I don't know... Author? Host? Writer? Stand-up?' I usually write 'author' - that's the safest bet.

Chelsea Handler

Recitation: by Male by Female

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I've lived in Los Angeles for over 70 years.

Jerry Perenchio

Los AngelesOverYearsLivedLos

If it came to a magic genie, I would ask him for two extra wishes. One would be that no one would have to live with the muscular dystrophy disease or any disease. And the second one would be world peace, that we just stop fighting, talk about things, and we could live in harmony once again, like God intended us to do.

Mattie Stepanek

LiveGodPeaceWorldFightingMagic

The larger point is this: We've invested over half a billion dollars in New York since this department was stood up. We've given New York more money, by more than double, than any other city in the country.

Michael Chertoff

MoneyNew YorkCityCountryNewUp

I read, go for walks and I love to garden. My hands are such a mess. People think I should have movie star hands, but they're just gardening ones. Always slightly grubby and with a bit of dirt under the fingernails.

Amanda Donohoe

LoveGardeningPeopleThinkHands

Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.

Simon Raven

AttitudeGodYouBedNobodySaid

Every single time I step into a ring, the same thing is on the line. Take away belts, take away money, take away glamour and fame. Ultimately, I'm fighting for one thing, and that's my life.

Tony Bellew

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An average person like me does not know about stuff like chasing absentee ballots.

Ron DeSantis

MePersonKnowAverageLikeStuff

I didn't like horses when I was a kid.

Mary Gaitskill

KidLikeHorses

Let me be clear: I am not an advocate of censorship.

Mike Rogers

I AmMeCensorshipAdvocateClear

When most people in the West think about Africa, is their first thought about the game reserves and who's chasing gazelles, or are they looking at Africans as people who are equally equipped to do great things, as in the West?

Djimon Hounsou

GreatPeopleLookingGameThink

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you.

Dick Cavett

ChildrenParentsYouWillNeverHad

Cyberspace is - or can be - a good, friendly and egalitarian place to meet.

Douglas Adams

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