Chelsea Peretti Quotes

It's really irritating. Even people who like my work sometimes come up to me and say, 'I usually don't like female comedians, but your material is great!' It makes the job prospect more daunting. Funny is funny, you know?

Chelsea Peretti

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People say, 'Are you insane?' But the most successful climbers are the most calculating, with the most refined sense of risk. They're hyper-conscious of safety. They're the least insane people I know.

Jimmy Chin

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Releasing a record is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the promotion of the product, but you have to play the game if you are to have a chance of competing in the market place.

John Barrow

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My first 'Daily Show' piece was pretending I had this terrible immigrant journey, so I went to talk to an immigration lawyer who would help out people, and I ran into him in Penn Station about three months after I'd gotten the green card. I said, 'I got my green card yesterday.' And he hugged me because he understood that level of relief.

John Oliver

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Giving all of Denver's kids an equal chance at success is the best investment we can make in our community's kids and future.

John Hickenlooper

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The only thing I can do is continue to defend myself.

Amanda Knox

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I think 'The Condemned' has a great story. It's a lot more than a mindless action flick.

Stone Cold Steve Austin

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When I leave here, when my final day on this earth is up, I want to leave in peace. I want to have peace in my heart.

Rodney King

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The more you pander to what is, presumably, the taste of young people, the more you corrupt.

Ruth Rendell

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I grew up in a house full of faith, and my mother died when I was a little girl, and I found comfort in my faith.

Roma Downey

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I've made my peace with being in the spotlight, definitely.

Miranda Otto

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The time has come for professional jurors.

Joseph Wambaugh

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I've fought in front of thousands of people and never responded to the crowd. I got there, did my job, and left.

Jose Aldo

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