Chelsea Handler Quotes

There's a difference between racism and people making a joke about something. There is true racism going on, and people should be able to identify what that is, comparatively.

Chelsea Handler

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The third person narrator, instead of being omniscient, is like a constantly running surveillance tape.

Andrew Vachss

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I'm not comfortable with getting a job by being at the right Hollywood party; I'm not a terribly sociable creature.

Mary-Louise Parker

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From bank accounts to financial systems, power grids to air traffic controls - our most critical infrastructure remain attractive cyber targets, and if they are ever compromised, the effects could be devastating.

Mike Quigley

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Energy is one topic on which different countries can work together collaboratively. If we can all produce energy from an element that's available in abundance on our planet, that would be a good thing, but we have to learn how to produce energy in large quantities, cheaply, efficiently and without detriment to the environment.

Mildred Dresselhaus

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The debate we won't be having is whether or not the debt ceiling should be raised. We will not have a situation where people will hold the American economy hostage in order to achieve a specific agenda - at least not until 2013. So we think that is incredibly important as a matter of economic good.

Jay Carney

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Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corrected.

Josh Billings

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I'm certainly not thrilled with everything the Eagles did, but there are some things I'm quite proud of.

Don Henley

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I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

Don Rickles

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At the end of the day, you're handing your performance over. If a director says after a take, 'You know what, try it just really angry. Just get furious'... you're like, 'Well, I don't know if I want to give you that because I don't know if I trust what you're going to do with it.'

Chris Evans

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I never graduated to being an atheist. I only graduated to being an agnostic.

Christopher Durang

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One thing I always loved about hip-hop music was the raw, boom-bap element - it felt powerful and manly.

Common

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I'm not just going to go back to my bedroom, get a job and 'get real with myself' - come on. I'm already too old, and I'm lucky to have a job at all.

Ariel Pink

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