Chelsea Handler Quotes

I started my own business because my parents had no dowry for me, and I was worried. I ran it from their Martha Vineyard's summer house. I baby-sat for a 14-year-old boy all summer and was giving him time-outs, even though I was two years younger than him.

Chelsea Handler

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BusinessParentsMeGivingHouse

When I'm not working in a professional capacity, I'm writing, and when I'm at home, it's a way of having contact with people or communicating.

Jessie Cave

HomePeopleWritingProfessionalWay

I remember being turned on to The Beach Boys, hearing 'Surfin' U.S.A.,' I guess, in 1960. But The Beatles really did it to me.

Joey Ramone

BeachMeRememberHearingBeatles

I've never sat there and plotted out how I was going to become successful or famous.

Jennifer Aniston

FamousBecomeNeverOutSuccessful

The things that block a writer are not the lack of words, but the same things that block all people - the difficulties of life.

Max Apple

LifeWordsPeopleDifficultiesSame

I heard people saying they were going to become millionaires by the time they were 25 - that's gross and obnoxious, but in California it's looked on as an asset.

Anna Kendrick

TimePeopleSayingBecomeCalifornia

It's best not to stare at the sun during an eclipse.

Jeff Goldblum

BestSunEclipseStare

I need to make the characters that I play in movies more accessible to audiences, more real. As an actor, you're always passive; you're not making that many choices, so when something allows you to open up a bit, you want to explore your newfound freedom.

Shu Qi

FreedomChoicesYouPlayMovies

Phil Rudd from AC/DC was someone I really liked a lot... Not because I was dazzled by his playing ability - he was just a rock, y'know?

Tommy Lee

SomeoneRockAbilityPlayingJust

I'm just living each day, and I'm better equipped to do so. I mean, I used to be totally afraid, I used to have, like, permanent stage fright. But now I'm trying to have fun. I'm trying to bring as much happiness to as many people as possible.

Rivers Cuomo

HappinessDayFunPeopleHave Fun

I think that if writers don't speak about real life, it's because they don't know it.

Michel Houellebecq

LifeSpeakThinkKnowRealBecause

Through my education, I didn't just develop skills, I didn't just develop the ability to learn, but I developed confidence.

Michelle Obama

EducationConfidenceLearnSkills

'The Rap Year Book' is really great. Shea Serrano wrote it, and it became this huge phenomenon where he sold out everywhere and made the bestseller list just on the strength of his fans on Twitter wanting him to succeed.

Josh Gondelman

StrengthGreatSucceedBookYear

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