Chelsea Handler Quotes

I thought I'd become an actress, but then I realized I eat too much.

Chelsea Handler

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I was never top of the class at school, but my classmates must have seen potential in me, because my nickname was 'Einstein.'

Stephen Hawking

SchoolMePotentialClassNeverTop

As soon as I am up, I brush my hair. I eat breakfast first: tea and brown bread, and sometimes a fresh fruit juice like orange or grapefruit. I write notes on the previous day in my notebook, then I shower.

Sonia Rykiel

DayI AmTeaBreakfastHairFruit

The U.S. healthcare industry is undergoing radical transformation with the Affordable Care Act. Evolving thought and business models have little semblance to present mechanisms.

Shiv Nadar

BusinessTransformationThoughtCare

I can't spend the rest of my life being pretty in a bonnet.

Romola Garai

LifeRestMy LifePrettyBeing

These Sunni Arabs in places like al Anbar province in Iraq, where I served back in 2007, if they see Iran as the dominant power, a Shiite country, they're going to be much more likely to want to join ISIS.

Ron DeSantis

PowerBackCountryWantPlacesSee

Before you know it, I'm not going to be able to tie these boots up and do what I do in the ring for my whole life. We're all getting older, so I'm trying to live in the moment and enjoy everything that's being thrown at me.

Roman Reigns

LifeLiveMomentGetting OlderMe

Back in the year 2000, most of the Internet companies were not making any money.

Masayoshi Son

MoneyInternetYearBackMostWere

I like Iowa. I know Iowa. I've spent some time in Iowa. Good people in Iowa. It's a great state.

Martin O'Malley

GoodGreatTimePeopleGood People

It was hard for me to leave the nest, but my mom is super proud of me. She said, 'You became independent really quickly, and I'm so proud of you,' but she misses me all the same.

Mirai Nagasu

MeMomProudYouSaidIndependent

Going to the theater is such a joyous experience. My dad would take my sister and me to plays when we were very young, like six or seven years old.

Julia Roberts

ExperienceMeSisterYoungOldTake

What defines greatness is when you hold all the records and what you mean to your fans, on and off the field, because that is who ranks you as the greatest receiver of all-time. The guy that holds all the records, the guy that has set the stage for all of us, you have to give it to Jerry Rice.

Donald Driver

GreatnessYouMeanStageRiceFans

What I like about graduation speeches is that they're an opportunity for someone to make sense of their life and to impart that wisdom to someone else. It's like a sanctioned self-help moment.

Bruce Eric Kaplan

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