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Chevy Chase Quotes

You could knock my teeth out and break my nose, and there'd be something funny about it to me.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 8, 1943

Topics

Funny Me You Teeth Out Break

We must all learn a good lesson - how to live together.

Good Live Together Learn Lesson How

It is a common mistake these days to politicize anything and everything, including music.

Music Mistake Everything Anything

Even under the best circumstances, speaking at your own wedding ceremony is a high pressure endeavor. What even constitutes a vow? I always picture them as exclamations you bellow at the sky.

Best Sky Pressure Picture Wedding

Certainly, my advice is that communicating, lobbying, fundraising and engaging the public in policy and politics is far more exciting and inexpensive via the Internet. Old guard organizations like Common Cause had to evolve to embrace this new environment.

Chellie Pingree

Politics Internet Advice Environment

Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.

Funny Yourself You Know Others Only

Most scientists will get serious media exposure about twice in their entire career. And they'll get that because they've actually done an experiment that was interesting.

Interesting Media Career Done Will

I try to procrastinate, if I can, productively, like I'll work on something else as procrastination. Or I take a walk. Because often I find, if you get out, more things come to you.

Work Walk You Procrastination Find

Pray, and let God worry.

God Faith Worry Pray

I'd rather have a pencil and paper and do all my own calculations rather than rely on a machine. And I'll do most calculations in double digit multiples as quick as the machine.

My Own Quick Pencil Double Own Most

If I sold something, and it didn't perform, I'd never forgive myself.

Myself Never Forgive Something Sold

Aside from performing in 'Peepshow,' I do yoga once a week and I like Pilates. I'm more into toning exercises over aerobics. I like working with a trainer at a private gym, but I also like going with friends because you don't get bored or distracted.

Friends Week You Gym More Over

I'm really not into that super-crazy-colour, smiley-faces-on-the-front-of-your-dress look. That's not my thing. You're not going to see me in pink. Or anything frilly. Or a tutu. Or bows.

Me Pink You Look See Anything

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