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Chris Lilley Quotes

It's pretty awful being told you're a racist.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: australian
Birth: November 10, 1974

Topics

You Pretty Being Awful

Humanity does not come with citizenship or a green card.

Joe Kennedy III

Green Citizenship Humanity Come Does

In the car on my way to premieres and awards shows, I'll sit with tissue paper under my armpits so I don't soil the delicate dress fabric. The whole time, I'm telling myself, 'Please don't sweat, please don't sweat.' I throw the tissues out right before I step out of the car, and nobody ever knows! I just put on a smile and fake it.

Smile Car Time Myself Dress Step

People are smarter than you might think.

Intelligence People Think You Than

When I visited my family in Virginia, I tracked down my seventh-grade best friend and sat in TGI Fridays near a mall for hours, laughing while her daughter took insane-looking selfies on my phone.

Family Friend Daughter Best Phone

I was always the one left behind. Out in the streets, when they saw me they'd say, That's just one of the Bee Gees.

Me Bee Say Always Out Streets

Voting is our right, but it is also our responsibility because if we don't take the next step and elect leaders who are committed to building a better future for our kids, other rights - our rights to clean air, clean water, health, and prosperity - are placed directly in harm's way.

Future Health Water Responsibility

I wonder if it's in the nature of fiction writers to never quite see their own lives as 'real,' since we are always making stuff up!

Nature Wonder Never Real Always See

We have all sinned and fall short of the glory of God. So when we are in the mess, remember Jesus made it right. We got to hang on to that by faith.

God Faith Short Remember Fall Glory

My conviction is that the best strategy to defend the West is to defend Israel.

Jose Maria Aznar

Best Strategy Defend Conviction West

Just follow your joy. Always. I think that if you do that, life will take you on the course that it's meant to take you.

Life Joy Think You Will Follow

I did a picture 40 years ago with Carroll O'Connor and Telly Savalas, God rest their souls, and Clint Eastwood, called 'Kelly's Heroes,' which we filmed in Yugoslavia for six months.

God Rest Picture Heroes Years Souls

Hillary Clinton, because she's the Democrats' presumptive 2016 front-runner, has become the target du jour. Frankly, I don't know how public figures get through it.

Target Know Become She Democrats

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