Chris Lilley Quotes

I find teenage girls endlessly funny.

Chris Lilley

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FunnyFindTeenage GirlsTeenage

I always swore I would never write a book. But I read Clare Balding's and it was really interesting and so prettily written and lovely and not too revealing. I went to her book launch and met her editor who said 'why don't you think about it? You can do it however you want, based on your characters or you.'

Jennifer Saunders

You Can Do ItBookThinkInteresting

I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.

Andy Dick

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I prefer the honest jargon of reality to the outright lies of books.

Jean Rostand

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America is the greatest country on Earth - and when people vote with their feet, they come here.

Michael Bloomberg

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The Lord has often chosen to instruct His people in their times of trial.

Russell M. Nelson

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Great fear is concealed under daring.

Lucan

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The vast majority of prisoners at Abu Ghraib, even after interrogation, had no further intel value whatsoever.

Janis Karpinski

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I want to compliment The Heritage Foundation for its work on behalf of a strong national defense.

Don Nickles

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And now, dear sister, I must leave this house or the retreating army will make me a prisoner in it by filling up the road I am directed to take.

Dolley Madison

I AmMeSisterRoadArmyHouse

One thing that improved my cooking skills was being a poor student in California... If you don't have much money, you have to learn to cook.

Diane Mott Davidson

MoneyCookingLearnYouStudent

Whenever I have time and am compelled to watch anything, it's usually something I'm not in!

Doug Hutchison

TimeAnythingWatchSomethingAm

I play Captain Lance Van Der Berg, who's a Union captain who ends up staying with the Confederate family who's been taken over by the army when they come into the city in Virginia. He strikes up a romance with the youngest daughter in the house, which obviously causes some issues for the family.

Chris Wood

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