Chris Gethard Quotes

When people ask me, 'Why don't you drink?' I usually smile and say 'Because I'm not good at it.'

Chris Gethard

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 23, 1980

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Everyone keeps asking me, What are you doing? I say, Why do I need to do anything? I'm rich.

Steve Guttenberg

MeRichDoingYouSayWhy

People are quick to say with their mouth full, 'Well, the American farmer is on the dole.' But a loaf of bread is two bucks when it could be 10 bucks. I know what it is with the government in my business. We would be all for not having government in our business, but we need a fair system.

Stephen Fincher

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I have assumed my clear commitment to a Trinitarian orthodoxy was sufficient evidence that I have not intentionally ignored the role of the Holy Spirit. It may be true, however, that my work has been so Christ-centred, I may have given the impression that the Holy Spirit is an afterthought.

Stanley Hauerwas

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Life is just a bowl of pits.

Rodney Dangerfield

LifeJustBowlPits

I'd always wanted to live in San Francisco, and my circumstances never permitted it. I'm so happy I made the move.

Mitch Kapor

LiveHappyCircumstancesNeverMove

Now, in music, it seems more like the popular crowd suppresses anyone who is different.

Liz Phair

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I was a latchkey kid, so when I saw the 'Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,' that showed me that there was a different type of lifestyle out there. I was curious about it and amazed about it.

Loni Love

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People are flooded with information every day, and normal guys everywhere try valiantly to stay up with all the technology. But they can't quite do it. I know how those guys feel.

Judge Reinhold

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I kind of learned that it's never over until it's over in tennis.

Denis Shapovalov

KindNeverTennisOverLearned

I always knew I was the center of my parents.

Chelsea Clinton

ParentsAlwaysCenterKnew

There's no point apologizing about where you come from.

Colin Greenwood

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I've always been a family entertainer. Every show I have done has been suitable for any age - parents never need to worry that, if they pop out of the room, I'll say anything untoward.

Bruce Forsyth

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