Chris Gethard Quotes

I'm a dummy from New Jersey.

Chris Gethard

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 23, 1980

Topics

NewNew JerseyJerseyDummy

Led Zeppelin isn't done yet, quite clearly, because every year since 1968 there's been new fans.

Jimmy Page

YearNewDoneClearlyFansBeen

When you eat a piece of white bread, think of it as putting a tissue on a fire. But if you eat something that has wholegrains, whether it's a little bit of oatmeal, a little bit of protein, it's like putting a log on the fire.

Jillian Michaels

FireThinkYouWhiteBreadEat

A lot of Texans go up to New York and stay there forever. If there are any two places with more individual characters, I don't know them.

Jerry Jeff Walker

New YorkGoNewKnowPlacesMore

History is not a burden on the memory but an illumination of the soul.

John Dalberg-Acton

HistorySoulMemoryBurden

People think I'm totally crackers.

Andrea Riseborough

PeopleThinkCrackersTotally

I wouldn't say I'm a feminist, but I don't like girls pretending to be stupid because it's easier.

Amy Winehouse

StupidSayPretendingBecauseEasier

Some people can get away with being very sexy to men and not looking like a complete cow, but I didn't think I was in a position where people knew me well enough.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor

MenPeopleMeLookingThinkSexy

When you see me on the street, act like you know me.

Tracy Morgan

MeYouKnowStreetSeeAct

As a kid, I went by Tray. In college, they called me Hitch. And Trash. And Park. All the usuals.

Traylor Howard

CollegeMeTrashKidParkHitch

My YouTube videos have literally millions of views... Yet I'm still airbrushed out of the BBC Stalinist revision of history; the chart shows have been instructed not to play my music!

Jonathan King

MusicHistoryPlayYouTubeOutBeen

You can't make a character do something they wouldn't do.

Claire Messud

CharacterYouSomethingMake

I get depressed when the sun is clouded over. It affects me.

Brian Wildsmith

SunMeOverOver ItGetAffects

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