Chris D'Elia Quotes

Being on 'Whitney' is a job, but stand-up is my life. I could never stop. There's an art to it. I love having strangers laugh with me, so as long as I can continue doing that, I'll be happy. Working on a show and collectively sharing ideas with a cast is great, but stand-up is my first love.

Chris D'Elia

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LifeLoveGreatArtJobHappy

I've learned that music is such a healer.

Jimmy Scott

MusicLearnedHealer

The great thing about baking is that you can bring in an apple pie when you have company and say, 'I baked this for you,' and people love it. Men love it when you bake a pie for them.

Jerry Hall

LoveGreatMenPeopleBakingYou

The 1980s were all about synths for me, and it never went away after that.

John Grant

MeNeverAway1980sAboutAfter

I can't imagine anything worse than being just left alone, scared out of your mind.

Melissa McBride

AloneMindOutScaredAnythingLeft

The union movement has been the best middle class job creating program that America has ever had, and it doesn't cost the government a dime.

Andy Stern

BestJobGovernmentAmericaCreating

Creating a flexible working culture is about trust. How much can your employees rely on each other to get the job done without the benefit of supervision?

Jean-Philippe Courtois

TrustCultureJobEmployeesCreating

Life goes by really fast, and it seems that there are times when you're burying a lot of friends and family. And then there are times that feel really precious and everybody is doing okay. This is one of those times.

Amy Grant

LifeFamilyFriends And FamilyDoing

If you want to keep something concealed from your enemy, don't disclose it to your friend.

Solomon Ibn Gabirol

FriendYouEnemyWantSomething

I believe that what we are fighting here is not just a small group of people who have hijacked a religion, but it is a civilization bent on destroying ours.

Tom Tancredo

ReligionPeopleSmallBelieveGroup

I wish there was some way to get the law changed. They can write anything about you after you're deceased and there's nothing you can do about it.

Robert Wagner

LawWishYouNothingWayWrite

I think the U.S. economy wants to be strong. It wants to be.

Mary Callahan Erdoes

Be StrongStrongThinkEconomyWants

I'm a huge Michael Lewis fan.

Mitchell Zuckoff

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