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Chris Kattan Quotes

I like light green, sometimes red is fun to look at, not a fan of yellow, unless it's in a rainbow or on a coffee mug or on a happy face.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: October 19, 1970

Topics

Light Coffee Rainbow Fun Red Yellow

All indications are that three and a half billion years ago, Mars looked like Earth. It had lakes. It had rivers. It had river deltas. It had snow-capped peaks and puffy clouds and blue sky. Three and a half billion years ago, it was a happening place. The same time on Earth, that's when life started. So did life start on Mars?

John M. Grunsfeld

Life Time Sky Blue River Clouds

Nobody, not even the head coach, would do anything to a football unilaterally, such as adjust the amount of pressure in a ball, without the quarterback not knowing. It would have to be the quarterback's idea.

Football Pressure Not Knowing Nobody

I've never shaped or crafted my music for any specific group of people. Whoever connects with it is fine with me. I don't care where they come from.

Music People Me Care Group Never

Well, killing me makes no sense because Georgia already has a Western-educated political class.

Mikheil Saakashvili

Me Political Class No Sense Georgia

There's something about small venues that's amazing for developing material. It's almost like you can not only hear people's response, but you can understand it. In bigger venues you lose that, but you gain this sense of camaraderie in the audience.

People Amazing Small You Lose Gain

It's awesome to have friends among the country music community that you know are looking out for you and that you are excited to get to see on the road.

Music Community Looking Road Friends

None of my comedy depended on looks. I never did tons of fat jokes.

Lisa Lampanelli

Fat Comedy Looks Never Jokes None

I don't do issue writing. I do character writing.

Character Writing Issue

You can either get bitter, or you can get better.

Better You Bitter Get Either

I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.

Reading Enjoy Lying Couch Just

I still like to go to record stores, I like to just wander around and I'll buy whatever catches my attention.

Bruce Springsteen

Attention Wander Go Whatever Buy

Nearly 300,000 more people are forced to accept part-time employment because of this rotten non-recovery recovery than when Obama arrived at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

People Accept More Recovery Because

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