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Demetri Martin Quotes

Sometimes I use my jokes as building blocks for larger bits. I like to draw and play music, so sometimes I do those things along with the jokes.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

Music Building Play Sometimes Jokes

Applying smarter IT to genomic data may offer the potential to cure many types of cancer and other diseases.

Potential Data Cancer May Cure Many

In a divided government, you can't just say, 'It's my way or the highway.'

Government You Say Way Divided Just

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.

Run More Need Retire Cartoonists

Without accepting the fact that everything changes, we cannot find perfect composure. Unfortunately, although it is true, it is difficult for us to accept it. Because we cannot accept the truth of transience, we suffer.

Truth Perfect Find True Accept

I like watching old stuff. I like old Al Pacino movies. 'Serpico.' 'Dog Day Afternoon.'

Dog Day Movies Old Watching Stuff

The guitar has become a textural instrument rather than a lead instrument. And I think that's probably a good thing.

Good Think Guitar Become Lead Than

Mitt Romney understands the private sector, he understands how profit is created, and he isn't embarrassed by it.

Michele Bachmann

Profit Embarrassed He Created How

I think it's interesting that 'cologne' rhymes with 'alone.'

Alone Think Interesting Rhymes

I like to watch Bourdain and Andrew Zimmern, because I like them when they travel. I like Ina Garten, 'The Barefoot Contessa.' Giada is really nice, but I get a little bit bored with just staying in the kitchen.

Travel Kitchen Nice Bored Little

The strength of the United States is not the gold at Fort Knox or the weapons of mass destruction that we have, but the sum total of the education and the character of our people.

Education Strength Character People

Poetry is finer and more philosophical than history; for poetry expresses the universal, and history only the particular.

History Poetry More Universal Only

I was seeing people of color growing up in my media. I was seeing them in positions of power.

Power People Growing Up Color Media

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