Stephan Pastis Quotes

We need more cartoonists to truly retire when they retire, and not run repeats.

Stephan Pastis

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RunMoreNeedRetireCartoonists

I love to hit the gym when I can. I usually work out three times a week and do circuit training.

Jessie James Decker

WorkLoveTrainingWeekGymI Can

It's no one's fault to be born ugly, but, honestly, must it be worn as a symbol of pride?

Joan Collins

UglyPrideBornFaultMustSymbol

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to.

Jerry Lawler

FunnySportsBestFunWorldThink

Victimizers of children are the enemies of any so-called society.

Andrew Vachss

ChildrenSocietyEnemiesAny

When it comes to setting national priorities, determining threats, defining challenges, and fashioning and implementing foreign and defense policies, the United States and Europe have parted ways.

Robert Kagan

ChallengesPrioritiesEuropeDefense

As a black actress, all I was offered in British film was the best friend role, whereas in TV I was offered a whole spectrum of parts.

Sophie Okonedo

FriendBestBest FriendBlackRole

You don't want to be innocent in the world of 'Game of Thrones.'

Sophie Turner

WorldGameYouInnocentWant

I was always more of an athlete. I like to compete.

Rohan Marley

AthleteMoreAlwaysCompeteLike

Government is not being honest with taxpayers when it renews existing tax breaks and calls them new tax cuts.

Jason Chaffetz

GovernmentTaxNewHonestBeing

But I like it when my patients are impressed not knowing that I was an Olympian.

Debi Thomas

Not KnowingKnowingLikeImpressed

I've actually been in more Elimination Chamber matches than any other human being on the planet. It really has been a badge of honor for me.

Chris Jericho

MeHonorMoreHumanHuman Being

When I was younger, I was chubby. It gave me a terrible sense of self-image, and I guess I carry that around with me still.

Brandon Flowers

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