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Demetri Martin Quotes

If I ever saw an amputee getting hanged, I'd probably just start calling out letters.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

Start Letters Out Saw Just Calling

The response that I have got over the years is the best example that the people of India love me, and I feel as much Indian as anybody.

Love Best People Me Feel Love Me

You could accuse Republicans of a lot of things, but you could never convict us of being too conservative!

Washington California Cliff Going

There are a lot of inaccuracies out there when it comes to the SEAL training process. You will see guys carrying logs around on television. They think that the hardest part about being on a SEAL team is getting through that training. The fact of the matter is, if you have a good attitude, that training is fun. I had a blast.

Good Attitude Training Fun Team You

I think we have gone too far into the PC culture, but there's a limit to how far we can take that.

Culture Think How Far Limit Gone PC

I'm always getting injuries like bruised and bloody knuckles from catching a cymbal or the edge of a drum.

Injuries Edge Always Drum Like

Once when I was standing at the base, they started rotating the set and a big, heavy wrench fell down from the 12 o'clock position of the set, and got buried in the ground a few feet from me. I could have been killed!

Me Feet Down Ground Big Heavy

I enjoy the work, I enjoy every minute of my professional life.

Life Work Enjoy Professional Minute

I used the name Diplo at one show when I was really young, and it just stuck. I never meant to keep it. But it's kinda cool.

Cool Name Young Never Used Keep

I admired my father very much... at the age of sixteen. But now I see that he was a brutal and cruel man, - but not without remorse, and that was what tortured us, his alternations.

Delmore Schwartz

Father Age Man Now See Without

Why would anyone want to be called a size zero or even aspire to being a zero? I don't even understand the thinking behind it, let alone the practicalities. What is all that about?

Alone Thinking Want Why Understand

It's just so much more fun to play bad than good. Plus it's just good to get that out of your system so it doesn't show up in your personal life.

Life Good Fun Bad Play Personal

I'll never throw away my blue jeans.

Blue Never Jeans Away Blue Jeans

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