Demetri Martin Quotes

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

Demetri Martin

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FriendGirlTimeMeThoughtLaugh

I started playing basketball so late, it just means that anything is possible.

Joel Embiid

BasketballLatePossibleAnything

I intend to stay dangerous.

Melvin Van Peebles

DangerousStayIntend

Make your having dinner out become The Event of the Night, instead of just the beginning.

John Walters

BeginningDinnerNightBecomeOut

Lot of things depend on the up bringing of a child.

Shiv Khera

ChildDependUpThingsLotBringing

I'm fine being addicted to chocolate and French fries.

Miriam Shor

ChocolateFrench FriesBeingFine

I worry about a democracy having nuclear weapons as much as a dictatorship having nuclear weapons.

Mohamed ElBaradei

DemocracyWorryDictatorshipWeapons

I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away. I hadn't had a job for seven months, and it just came over me that I was never going to work again. It hit me.

Denis Johnson

WorkMoneyJobWomanMeNever

You didn't eat some days for two days you didn't eat properly.

Chingy

YouTwoEatDaysSomeProperly

I had a hard time convincing students that they were going to North Africa to understand the North Africans, not to understand themselves.

Clifford Geertz

TimeUnderstandAfricaHardGoing

I'm a strong supporter of states' rights to do what they need.

Brian Sandoval

StrongNeedRightsStatesSupporter

It's in my blood to perform.

Britney Spears

BloodPerform

I'm going for Britain's Best Dressed Man award, but strangely, I'm never on the list.

Anton du Beke

BestManAwardDressedNeverGoing

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