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Demetri Martin Quotes

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 25, 1973

Topics

Friend Fat You Only

I spend time in the classroom. I think more of them aren't political science than are political science. I particularly like talking to journalism students.

Science Time Think Political Talking

My biggest thing is banana pudding, but it's the devil! So no one is allowed to bring it into my house. Because I can't control myself. So why put it in my domain?

Jennifer Hudson

Myself Control Devil House Why

In a media instant, Sarah Palin went from an unknown moose hunter to a mass phenomenon on the precipice of becoming the vice president of the United States.

Andrew Breitbart

Media Unknown President Vice Hunter

I quit the tax job then and decided that I was going to play in a band. I answered ads in the Village Voice and went through two days of auditioning for bands.

Job Voice Play Tax Village Quit

If you had to point to one thing that made it less likely that the Red Sox would win the World Series, I would say it was those people that go to Fenway Park to watch the games. And then the media around it.

Red People Win World Media You

If we are to meet the growing electricity demand in the United States without significantly increasing emissions of greenhouse gases, we must maintain a diverse supply of electricity, and nuclear power must be part of that mix.

Power Electricity Growing Meet Must

Too many employers have said that they are unable to find skilled workers.

Find Said Workers Many Skilled Too

My impressions of the Russian Revolution can be divided into two periods. The first period was when I showed deep sympathy. My second period is one of disappointment. This change was the result of close observation on the spot.

Chiang Kai-shek

Change Disappointment Sympathy Deep

In the imagination, Harlem will always be the spiritual capital of black excellence in America.

Cheo Hodari Coker

Excellence Imagination Spiritual Will

'21' was the place, and you went down, and they opened the door. They had a little slit they'd look through, and then you'd murmur the password or whatever it was you had, showed a little ticket, and if they remembered who you were, you went in.

Door You Look Down Place Whatever

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

Light Politics Team Enough Never

I'd just hit the Billboard thing, and I had a good feeling. About a month ago, I received a call that said I was in the running, that I'd made the final 25. So I just wanted to place.

Good Feeling Place Said Month Final

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